The reason why I really really really want to watch Twilight.

I want to know how they plan to explain this:

I have some guesses:

Ancient Vampire Amulet — that seconds as an RSS feed reader.
It was misty outside.
Hemorrhoid cream.

Anybody else care to guess?

MILFs are so misunderstood!

You would imagine what a big letdown it was to the the segment of the libido crazed male population who have no idea what MILF really stood for after trying to read more about the headline:

“Downed US spy plane now ‘property’ of MILF rebels”
Comments of hilarity abound in the page.
Click me to read about it.

Apple Online Store is now in the Philippines!

Which is fantastic because I totally cannot afford, in any shape or form, an Apple computer unless I do something like corner the black market of cockatoo smuggling.
I tried browsing for some iPod earphones, since mine went on to betray me and started disintegrating itself right before my eyes, even though I explicitly told it [...]